Trumplandia
And Stage 4 Triggers
In the interest of full disclosure: I’m easily triggered. Easily. For instance, the capitalizing of words for no reason, in the middle of a Tweet – that’s a trigger. That can set me off. The lesser triggers are triggers, nevertheless
Sure, there are bigger triggers - like starting a war behind our backs while we were sleeping. Trigger! Like masked ICE-Gestapo thugs murdering innocent people and blaming the victims! Trigger! Like imprisoning innocent gardeners in sub-human warehouses. Trigger!
Right now, right in front of our eyes, Trump is committing crimes of architecture! Trigger! Trigger! Trigger! Trump is turning Washington DC to Washington DT. For me this is a Stage 4 trigger!
Here’s the evidence: First, he paves over the Rose Garden (without permission) using cold grey concrete. Looks like a helipad. He was too cheap to put in red bricks?
MORE: He defaced the Kennedy Memorial Center - chiseling his stinkin’ name on it (without permission). Soon he’s basking in his own glory and lovin’ it. He’s became insatiable.
He can’t get enough of himself. Now he’s hanging huge flags with his glaring punim looking down on the little people who were stupid enough to have voted for him, like every dictator ever.
Like Godzilla, he tears down the East wing (without permission) to put up a 400-bazillion – dollar, no doubt tasteless, Epstein Ballroom, (without permission).
Rumor has it that since Trump raped the Kennedy Center and now nobody would be caught dead going there, he’s musing about tearing it down and putting up a massive sports arena for MMA boxing and cock fights. That’s his base.
Don the Builder
Oh, and don’t forget he’s got plans to put up a giant marble Arc de Trump. I ain’t kiddin! Why is he doing this? Because this is what dictators do! They’re like dogs marking their territory – only with marble and taxpayer money. And speaking of dictators, why do they all have the same terrible gold ‘n marble style?
I know it’s politically incorrect to compare Trump to Hitler, but take a look at Germania – Hitler’s dream city, his architectural makeover of Berlin. There’s a huge white Arc de Hitler right in the center (just like Donald is building). There was also a massive ballroom (just like Donald is building) and assorted civic buildings. Unfortunately, or fortunately, Germania never got built because the sandy soil in Berlin couldn’t take all the weight. But it could happen here. I hear the soil in DC is rock hard. Here’s a photo of Hitler’s plans next to Trump’s.
Who wore it best?
